Pole Stripper Garden Gnome

stripper-garden-gnomeHopefully you have cool neighbors.

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High Top Sneaker Pillow

shoe-pillowIt doesn’t stink like a sneaker, but it’s a comfy pillow for your couch.

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Volkswagen Bus Shoulder Bag

vwshoulderbagYou need to carry a vintage VW bus on your shoulder. You just do.

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Grizzly DIY Ukelele Kit

ukeleleKitBuild your own Uke and decorate it, then learn to play it.

Ukelele Kit

Zombie Plush Slippers

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Gotta have cozy feet if you’re going to run for your life.

Slipper Details

15 Unique Salt and Pepper Shakers

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Getting tired of the same old boring shakers?
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Best Gifts for Shark Lovers

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If you like sharks, these things will make you thrash about with joy.
Check Out Shark Stuff

Beardski Ski Mask

Protect your face, and make it look scary.

Beardski Details

16 Wacky Fun Shower Curtains

Spruce up your bathroom with a crazy creative new shower curtain.

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Dog Sniffing Doormat

Dogs have a different concept when greeting each other. So can you, with this doggy doormat.

Start Sniffing

Panda Mug & Spoon Set

panda-mug-spoon-setFinally, the search is over.

Got to Have Some Panda

Safari Animal Butt Magnets

animal-butt-magnetsIncludes giraffe, leopard, lion, elephant, tiger and hippo butts

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Battery Powered Neon Sunglasses

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I know your eyes already light up the sky, but these neon shades might even be better.

Check ‘em out

Morse Code Clock

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Dit-dit-dit-dah-dah-dah-da-doo-doo-doo.

Get the Clock

Octopus Duvet Cover Queen Size

octopus-duvet-queenIf you’re a lover of Octopi then you will want this huge Octopus on your bed. It’s spendy, but very fun and odd and almost lovely.

Get Octopus Duvet Cover

Steampunk Leather Mask

 

Designed by Tom Banwell.
You can see more of this artist’s creations at TomBanwell.com

Or you can purchase at his Etsy Shop

Cool Polish Movie Posters

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Polish artists create totally different movie posters than we are used to. These are some of my favorites.

Show Me Some Polish Posters

Schwetty Balls for Golf

schwetty-ballsSchwetty Balls are a result of a Saturday Night Live Sketch with Alec Baldwin. A humorous gift for your golfing wacko.

Get Some Balls

Duct Tape Coffee Mug

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Handymen, DIY folks, Duct Tape Freaks, and all lovers of the silver sticky stuff will want this mug. It’s not actually made from duct tape, because it would leak. Maybe.

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Stiletto Zebra Wine Bottle Holder

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She left her shoe at my house, so I…umm…better keep my bottle of wine in the shoe for later.

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Happy Dude Corkscrew

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Me, I don’t get THIS happy when I pull a cork. But hey, you never know.

Corkscrew Details

10 Coolest Flip Up T-Shirts

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Have a chuckle with the best Flip Up Shirts!

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Cool Pool Floats

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Summertime is the time for some wacky pool floats!
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Scarface Garden Gnome

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If there are killer gangsters roaming your garden, or maybe ZOMBIES, you might need this little guy to take care of business.

Say Hello To My Little Friend

Zombie Leggings

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If you are a quasi-hipster young human in search of some zombie leggings, then you have come running and screaming to the right place.

Put Zombies on Your Legs

Virgin Mary Toaster

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Now you can claim a miracle every morning when your toaster makes toast with the image of the Virgin Mary. They also have toasters that create other images, as well.
Get Toasted

Or try the very cool:
Dog Paw-print Toaster

KISS Gene Simmons Ski Mask

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Wear it to ski, wear it to a party, or wear it to bed with an odd partner.

Get Kissed

Quack Muzzle for Dogs


These are a little odd, but very unique. If that’s what your dog desires. This is only sold by a Japanese website that ships to the USA. They have some pretty cool stuff, though.

Quacker Details

Fred Unicycle Pizza Cutter

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What we got here is a monkey on a unicycle posing as a pizza cutter. With a stainless steel wheel, of course.
Grab It Here

Crime Scene Fleece Blanket


Nothing like snuggling with a chalk outline of a dead guy.

Blanket Details

Rubber Chicken Necklace

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It’s actually sterling silver so it’s a gag gift with class.
Get the Chicken

Or, how about this snazzy:
Breakfast Cereal Necklace

Unicorn Meat in a Can

Some pretty tasty stuff that may not be appreciated by
your “mystical” friends. But others may find it amusing.

Magical Details

Zombie Brains Cookie Jar

Mmmmmm! Chocolate chip brains!

Zombie Details

Truthful Coffee Mug

The truth is not something you should put on a coffee mug.
But it’s still true.

Poop Details

Best Doormat Ever

I’m a doormat hobbyist. Every house I go to I notice their doormats. This one cracked me up, so I bought it for my crazy Uncle Mat.

Doormat Details

Fun Pug Face Shirt

pug-face-t-shirtAll pug owners and admirers of pugs will be amazed at this almost 3-D like T Shirt.

Pug Shirt Details
Or, if you prefer Orangutan’s, check this out:
Orangutan Shirt

Zipper Bracelet

best-zipper-braceletHere we have creative Bracelets made from functional zippers. It’s about freaking time! Many different colors…

Zipper Details

Creepy Squirrel Mask

 

Latest national poll shows that everybody wants to be a squirrel at costume parties!

Mask Details

Dog Toilet Water Dish

Now, slurping out of the toilet is the RIGHT thing to do! Get your wacky pooch one of these, and he’ll feel like you finally understand.

Toilet Details

F- Stop Watch

 

Got an appointment at F 11? Waking up at F 5.6? A watch for photog geeks.

Watch Details

Streamline Kitchen Timer

Looks like an old school vintage muscle car tach. But that’s just my first take.

Timer Details

UFO Cookie Container

ufo-cookie-jar UFO – Unidentified Flying Oreo.

UFO Details

Guitar String Bracelet

 

You’re a guitar player or you love a guitar player, so wear this unique bracelet made from stainless steel guitar strings.

Bracelet Details

Dragon Ear Wrap Earring

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Just need one standard ear piercing.
Dragon whispers advice into your ear.

Dragon Details

Pink Floyd the Barber T-Shirt

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I love Pink Floyd the band, and Floyd the Barber
on The Andy Griffith Show. So this T-Shirt is
perfectly odd and almost hip.

Pink Tee Details

Whatever Wall Clock

Does anybody REALLY know what time it is? Does anybody really care?

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Edgar Allen Poe Oil Painting

Hand Painted and the original Creep Master looks right through you. Might need a black light.

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Wooden Necktie

I’m not kidding, this Wooden Necktie is a flexible, lightweight tie that is actually made from wood recycled from old barns. Perfect for your lumberjack or carpenter friends.

Get a Woody (Tie)

Yodelling Pickle

Okay, fine, they tell me this is the best selling gag gift ever. You can help keep that true.

Pickle Details

Rustic Naked Lady Bottle Opener

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Hand painted, distressed finish. But she’s naked.

Opener Details

Artsy Kitty Clock


Original design hand painted on resin with a swinging pendulum.

Get the Kitty Klock

Recycled Keyboard Purse

purse-made-from-keyboard-keysSomebody fashioned a lot of keyboard keys into a go green recycled purse. It’s up to you to wonder why.

Purse Details

Unique Tabletop Fireplace

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This creative fireplace uses ethanol. Marshmallows extra.

Fireplace Details

Abraham Lincoln Zombie Oil Painting


Sure, he was a great president, but how do you think he got that way? Oil on canvas.

Lincoln Details

Cardboard Radio

Yes, an actual cardboard radio made out of actual cardboard. You can decorate and personalize it with cheap drawing tools. The audio cord allows you to hook up your iPod or MP3 player so that you can play your own playlist.

Cardboard Details

Star Trek Pizza Cutter

star-trek-pizza-cutterTruly, it’s the only logical thing to use.

Boldly Go Get

World’s Strongest Coffee

strongest-coffee-on-earthA one pound bag of Death Wish Coffee, which claims to be 200% more powerful than normal coffee. Also, you can jump-start your car with your heart.

Death Wish Details

Chewbacca Bathrobe

When your guy puts this on, ask him to make that throaty Chewbacca moan.

Chewy Details

Spam Lunch Box

My mom considered Spam a delicacy. Before it became unwanted email.

Spam Details

M48 Kommando Ranger Hawk Axe

Handy in the event of a zombie apocalypse, which probably will come in your lifetime.

Axe Details

Cardboard Wall Bass

If you are a person who dislikes fishing, but likes fish on your walls, this is for you.

Bass Details

LEGO Storage Bin

Store stuff in this Lego Bin and then hide it. Or store Lego’s in it.

Bin Details

Giant Sperm Plush Pillow

I’m not sure what’s with the blue ribbon on the Sperm’s Head, but it’s cute, I guess. C’mon, it’s one of a kind!

Pillow Details

Panda Bear Ski Mask

The perfect gift for all those panda bear lovin’ freak skiers. I know at least one.

Panda Details

Fred and Friends Tea Infuser

Mister Fred lounges in your teacup, spreading the good tea.

Tea Details

Ice Cream Sandwich Pillow

Kids will like this yummy pillow, and the parents might like it as an odd decoration.

Ice Cream Sandwich Details

Star Wars Tauntaun Sleeping Bag


If you sleep in this friendly beastie, I’m sure you’ll be the first on your block to do so.

Tauntaun Details

Ice Cream Cone Lamp


Yummy lamp for kids or humorous big kids.

Ice Cream

Shitake Mushroom Kit

 

Growing your own shitake mushrooms isn’t exactly wacky but it is a bit of odd do-it-yourself-fun. Unique is the name of the game.

Mushroom Details

Video Swim Mask

If you happen to spot a mermaid under the sea, you’ll wish you had one of these. Also takes still photos.

Mask Details

Zombie Shark Air Swimmer

Zombie Shark Air Swimmer R/C height=You fill this puppy with helium, you remote control it up and down and all about the room, and it’s not just a shark, it’s a bloody ZOMBIE SHARK!

Sharky Details

La Scala Entertainment Jacuzzi

 

My mom always said to be careful of appliances around the bathtub, so I’m not sure about this. It’s 40k if you’re interested. I don’t get a dime if you buy it, but the picture was just too sleek.

Dive In

Cool Crossword Clock

 

For all those crossword puzzle freaks that you know and love.

Crossword Clock Details

Laser Star Projector

 

Project a starry night sky on your ceiling or any other surface.


Laser Details

Retro Clock

It’s Fork O’clock somewhere. Or half past spoon.

Get the Clock

Fantastic Adventures Pulp Cover Poster

This shop also has Pin Up Posters, and Good Girl Comic Posters.

Fantastic Details

Raptor Dog Costume

 

Me, I like dog costumes. But my dog, Boozer, does not.

Costume Details

Dada T-Shirt

Marcel Duchamp in diapers is not for everyone. But if you’re a student of anti-art, this may just tickle your fancy.

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Pink Flamingo 5 pc. Tea Set


For Flamingo Freaks who like tea…

Flamingo Details

Beard Beanie

 

It’s my opinion that every man needs a beanie that’s attached to a beard made from yarn. But that’s just me.

Beard Details

Salvadore Dali Watch

His mustache twirls the hours away, and an ant marches to the seconds. Time drips onward, like the melting clocks he loved to paint.

Hello Dali

DNA Art Portrait

This is pretty cool. You send them a sample of your DNA and they send you a unique art poster of your DNA portrait. They also have Fingerprint Art and other unusual stuff. The art is spendy but it is very, very original and one-of-a-kind. Obviously.

DNA Details

Bubble Wrap Calendar

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I consider popping bubble wrap a satisfying obsession. With this 4 foot high calendar you can pop a bubble for every day of the year. And that’s important.

Popping Details

Champagne Cork Stool

Made out of cork from Portugal (as if cork from Belgium is no good) this cool little stool is 18 inches tall and is a very unique spot to sit your butt.

Stool Details

Sport Bra Wine Rack

Okay, it’s not THAT wacky, but it IS a provacative title, an eye-catching image, and a unique method of hiding 25 ounces of your favorite beverage in a sports bra. And if she goes along with this concept, she’s a keeper.

Rack Details

Animal Heads Balloon Set



Created by H├ęctor Serrano, every box contains 6 different balloon creatures. Good for kids or for adults who think they are kids.

Balloon Details

Freudian Slippers

 

No need to worry about letting fly a Freudian Slip when wearing these cozy slippers. Besides, wearing Sigmund Freud on your feet is a lot cheaper than therapy.

Slipper Details

Shotgun Shell Shot Glasses

Best way to get totally shot is to drink from 12 gauge shotgun Shot Glasses. Real shooters, so to speak.

Shell Details

Nude Duvet Covers

Put this on the in-laws guest bed.

Duvet Details

Green Army Guy Doorstop

I had a thousand of these guys when I was a kid. They all got lost. But this fun doorstop is 11 inches tall and weighs 3 pounds, so it should be harder to lose.

Doorstop Details

Make Your Own Guitar Picks


Make your own guitar picks cheap and easy with this Pick Punch. You can punch a pick out of old credit cards, old gift cards, hotel key cards, and other thin plastic into a totally unique guitar plucker.

Pick Details

Marx Brothers T-Shirt

The Marx Brothers are a classic comedy team from the Way Back Old Days. But what about their crazy brother Karl? How did he screw things up? And why did they have to change his name to “Pinko”?

Marx Details

Pink Freud T Shirt


Pretty odd, but it made me snicker.

Freud Details

Horsey Horse Toilet Paper Holder


This obviously would be a good gift for a horse person. But it would also make a great gift for people who like really wacky things in their bathrooms.

Horsey Details

Darth Vader Lamp


If your friend or kid is still livin’ in the land of Star Wars, this should brighten up his world.

Darth Details

Captain Future Mag Cover Poster


This is one of the many Sci-Fi and Pulp Fiction posters that this site has to offer. Also some great circus posters.

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Sexy Popcorn Cologne

When you go to the movies, wear this stuff and confuse the hell out of your date. If you’re married, wear it at home when you watch a guy flick, and your hubby will gobble you up.

Popcorn Details

Scary Bloody Hand Towel

 

My annoying Aunt Mabel hates these things. So I bought five more.

Bloody Details

Genius Bottle Opener in a Baseball Hat

I really wish this was my idea. This is just one style of hat, click on the link below to see many other styles.

Many More Hats

Magical Freaky Unicorn Mask

If you buy this for a friend, and he wears it to a party to get a girl, be afraid.

Mask with a Horn

Red Squid Hat

My whole life I’ve been waiting for this red squid hat. See more unique hats at: Obey My Brain Creations

Water Faucet Sculpture

 

Handmade by artist Gary Guydosh, this sculpture is created using classic glassblowing techniques.

Drippy Details

Redneck Wine Glass

 

Probably cheaply made, but so is a Redneck.

Redneck Details

Airzooka Blasting Air Gun

Mess up their hair from twenty feet away…This thing shoots nuthin’ but air, baby!

Air Gun Details